The politically correct answer is that I would love to take home Jane's two adorable children who I have fallen in love with while visiting. I have, and they're great, but no. I am lusting after Jane's ridiculously hard working housekeeper and her Dyson vacuum. I guess that's just the stage of life I've reached. But honestly, who doesn't want a Dyson?!?
The Dyson is over-rated, in my humble opinion. Stick with a Hoover. And, wow, am I really so old and dull that I am taking the time to discuss the attributes of a vacuum cleaner?!? How terrible!
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