There are a scary number of loud, drunken, bottled-blondes 'of a certain age,' with their enormous glasses of wine in front of them, at the bar in the strip- mall Ruth Chris Steak House. Oh my god, terrifying - now the men hitting on them are getting all alpha and are shouting across the bar about ND football, shots for the entire bar... Remember, no one in here is younger than 50. Oh wait. Seems that they have decided that ND football's not winning enough and are now saluting Notre Dame basketball.
I think that I have inadvertently stumbled upon the local adult pick-up scene. Seriously, there is tan, wrinkly cleavage draped in black satin (with rhinestone accessories) all over the place.
I really need to go back across the street to the fab Red Roof and go to bed!
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